Monday, February 21, 2011

Bangla jokes SMS EXCLOSIVE


Bangla jokes SMS-1.

Jail officer:Jail khaner vitore jara ase tara sobay durdanto chalak,tome control korte parbe ta?
Chakuri parthi: parbona mane? Beshi tere bere korle gar dore jail theke ber kore dibo.

Bangla jokes SMS-2.

Nate: Nana, 2mer boyos koto?
Nana: kure bsor.
Nate: bolo ki? Matro 20 bosor?
Nana: er beshi je ami gunte pare na.

Bangla jokes SMS-3.

Gonak: apne komse kom 100 bosor bachben,
Man: jodi na bache?
Gonak: ta hole ase amer 2 gale 2 ta char marben.

Bangla jokes SMS-4.

Chakuridata:ai job ar jonno amer akjon responsible lok lagbe
Chakute parthi:ami say lok jake apne khujsen.
Chakuridata: keno?
Chakuriparthi:ager chakurite kharap kusu gotle e Boss bolto ami er jonno responsible.

Bangla jokes SMS-5.

Sota bon: vi, ma bolsen tume koyta mas doreso bolte?
Boro vi: make gia bol, porer masta dorte parle 1 ta hobe.

Bangla jokes SMS-6.

Roge: Dakter sab,amake kukure kamrayse.
Doctor: apne janen na je amar roge dekhar somoy 4-8 ta.
Roge: ami ta jane,kintu oi hotochora kukur ta ar ota jane na.

Bangla jokes SMS-7.

Same: 2me ki vebeso ami gadha?
Wife: ate vabavabir ta kisu dekse na!

Bangla jokes SMS-8.

Wife: 2mer bondhu jake bia korte jasse sei meea ta akta dajjal, take baron koro.
Hus: keno baron korbo? Se ki amer somoy baron korsilo?

Bangla jokes SMS-9.

Matal: kire tor abba koy?
Boy: ki dorker?
Matal: ai talgasta chayte ailam, ata dia akta hater lathi banabo.
Boy: ai gasta abba mesowak korar jonno rekhe diease.

Bangla jokes SMS-10.

Ist friend: kire! Ai samanna agate akdom kahil! ak soptaho dore akber o gorer bahire jassis na je?
2nd friend: na, mane, je trak ta amake dakka dieasilo seter gaea lekha silo aber dekha hobe.
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Saturday, 18 April 2009
71) Bangla funny SMS Collection-06

Bangla funny SMS-51.

Paglagarode ek pagoler oparetion hobe. Doctor, nurse shobai prostut. Kintu pagolta ekhono prostut hoy ni. Karon she ekhon amar sms-ta porte besto.

Bangla funny SMS-52.

ki shundor chokhgulo tomar. Ki mishti konthho tomar. Ki shundor chehara tomar. Khoda tomake emoni baniechhen je mone hoy- sheora gachh theke bujhi kono petni neme eshechhe.

Bangla funny SMS-53.

Eta ekta jadu. Tomar mobile er down key char bar chapo, tumi Aishwaria Rai ke tomar mobile dekhte pabe. Hay khoda ajo manush toke bekub banay?

Bangla funny SMS-54.

Taragulor shothhik shongkha gune ber koro, tomar mongol hobe. ************ ************** Kire bekub pathha? Dine- dupure tare gunchhish kenore?

Bangla funny SMS-55.

Jodi amar ekta camera thakto, ami tomar hashi, tomar smriti, tomar protiti muhurter chhobi tultam. Ar rakhtam...... amar............. rannaghore. Indurder bhoy dekhate.

Bangla funny SMS-56.

Ekta banorer tinta bachcha achhe. 1st ta khela korchhe, 2nd ta kola khachchhe ar 3rd ta holo she, je ei sms porchhe. Kire bandor kemon asot?

Bangla funny SMS-57.

Ore kharaper roshogolla, paper borfi, beimanir laddu, haramir chamcham, bodmayeshir payesh, dhokabazir shorbot, miththa kothar roshomalai- tumi na jaaa mishti!

Bangla funny SMS-58.

Allah beheshter janala khule amake dekhe jiggesh korlen, ajker dine tomar chahida ki? Ami bollam, he khoda doya kore shei shundor manushtar ichchha puron korun je amar sms ta porchhe.

Bangla funny SMS-59.

Jol pore- Pata nore, Moha GOBET SMS pore. Ore BEKUB rego-na, mobile chure felo-na. Ei SMS porbe Joto, Buddhi hobe Gorur moto.

Bangla funny SMS-60.

20 ta bosor dhore mon diea pora suna kore,
R parchina guru, sai j patsala theke suru.
Parar joto chele chilo, sobar ghore bou elo.
Ma bole mon dia por, somoy hole tui o badhbi ghor.
O re ar parchina guru, sai j patsala theke suru.
Obosese mayer doa puron holo, ghore amar futfute bou elo.
Ful sojja rate, ak Gusso ful hate,
Bou k sudhai, amar jibone tumie prothom,
tomar jibone ami ki tai? bou hese bole,
R parchina guru sei j patsala theke suru!
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70) Bangla funny SMS Collection-05

Bangla funny SMS-41.

ame ak rate sopna deklam tumi ulonggo hoe rastaey douraitaso .Ta dekha ekti kukur hastasa.Ami kukur atka jiggasa korlam tui hastaso kano.Kukur bollo ,ami jibona prothom kono prani dheklam jar lez samna.

Bangla funny SMS-42.

wife : akta khota bolbo marba nato?
hus: kija bolo na tome?
wife: ame pragrant
husb: ata to kusir khobor
wofe:biar aga akbar baba ka bolaselam babto marselo tae

Bangla funny SMS-43.

Akdin ak mayea Razaker huzur ke jiggas korlo,
Kono sele ke chumu dite pare?
Razaker huzur: Naozbillah
tayle kono lok ke chumu dite pare?
Razaker huzur: Astagfirullah
Apnake chumu dite pare?
Razaker huzur: Jee, Bismillah.

Bangla funny SMS-44.

O sms gie amar salam bolish. Save korle dhonnobad dish. Delit korle pashani bolish ar jodi na pore to sms charge nie nish.

Bangla funny SMS-45.

Chumo holo premer chabi. Prem holo bier tala. Bie holo bachcha- kachchar baxo.. Ar bachcha- holo Bangladesher shomoshsha (population). Tai chumo khaoa theke biroto thako.

Bangla funny SMS-46.

Ami pathore tomar nam likhlam, ar pathorta khoye gelo. Ami kagoje tomar nam likhlam, ar kagojta chhire gelo. Ami hreedoye tomar nam likhlam, ar amar "HEART ATTACK" hoye gelo!!!

Bangla funny SMS-47.

Ami thhik korechhilam, tomake prithibir shobcheye shundor ebong mishti upoharta pathhabo. Kintu postman chitkar kore bollo,...ber hooo haramjada postbox theke.

Bangla funny SMS-48.

2mi ekhon ki korchho, bolbo? Boi porchho? Na, na! gun shunchho? Uhu! Tv dekhchho? Nah! Yaah, dhore felechhi-- ! Amar sms porchho. Oh, ekhon tumi hashchho. Hashte thako.

Bangla funny SMS-49.

Shundori tumi hote paro, tai bole amio dekhte kharap noi. Shurommo dalane tumi thaktei paro, tai bole amio pother bhikheri noi. Bhalobeshar por bolchho je tumi bibahita, kan khule shune nao amio bachelor noi

Bangla funny SMS-50.

Mone achhe shei dintir kotha, jhir-jhir hawa boichhilo, train ta platform-e darolo, tumi amay dekhle, ami ekta close-up hashi dilam, tumi guti paye kachhe ele ar bolle Allahrwaste kichhu dengo baba!
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Friday, 17 April 2009
69) Bangla Friendship SMS Collection-01.

Bangla Friendship SMS-1.

Bondhu mane khola akash,
Bondhu mane mukti,
Bondhu mane sarajibon pase thakar chukti,
Bondhu mane ektu mondo, onek khani valo,
Bondhu mane ek sathe hajar tarar alo!

Bangla Friendship SMS-2.

Bondhutto holo, haat ebong chokher moddhe shomporker moton. jokhon haate kono aghat lage, tokhon chokher osru jhore. Abar, jokhon chokher osru jhore, tokhon haat ta muchhe dey.

Bangla Friendship SMS-3.

Bondo 2me hoea gesso amar khub Dear,
Amakeo rekho 2mer ridoyer Near,
Allah chara kawke 2me korona Fear,
Dekhbe kovu jibona 2mer asbena Tear

Bangla Friendship SMS-4.

Rater Akase takale dekhi lokkho Tarar mela,
Ak Chad k ghira jano sob tarar khela,
Bondo onek pawa jai baralay hat,
Amar kacha tui je Bondu Oi Akaser e Chad!

Bangla Friendship SMS-5.

Jani Na Ke Kal Kothai Robe;
Ki Pabe Ar Ki Harabe;
Diner Shese Jokhon Eshe;
Chobe Amay Dhusor Alo;
Bhabbo Ami Ekla Bose;
Bondhura Sob Ache Bhalo……

Bangla Friendship SMS-6.

Allah ke bollam amake ekti brikkho dite, tini dilen bon. Bollam ekti ful dite, tini dilen bagan. Take bollam ekti beheshto dite, tini dilen tomar moton ekjon bondhu.

Bangla Friendship SMS-7.

Jibone jokhon tomar moto shongi elo, bhanga tori jeno tirer dekha pelo. He bondhu, prarthona kori tomar jibon khushite bhore uthhuk, aloy jholmol koruk. Jodi kokhono tomar jibon andhare chheye jay, alor jonno khoda jeno amakei jalay.

Bangla Friendship SMS-8.

Kichu megh eka,
kichu bristy osru,
Kichu alo biborno,
Kichu adar ononto,
Kichu kosto ferari,
Kichu asha Opurno,
Kichu samporko obinossor....
Jemon bondutto.

Bangla Friendship SMS-9.

Valobasha bihin jibon holo 1 ta fol hin gas,
Kintu bondu bihin jibon holo mul hin gas,
Gas fol sar bachte pare kintu mul sara bachte pare na.

Bangla Friendship SMS-10.

Bondhutto holo kachar moto,
Vengge gelo jora lage na,
Jodio jora lage kintu dag roea jay.
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Wednesday, 15 April 2009
55) Bangla funny SMS Collection-04

Bangla funny SMS-31.

Teacher: "Hasa" er English Ki ?
Student: LaF (Laugh)
Teacher: Good, Hasa-Hasi English ?
Student: LaFa-LaFi
Teacher: What ???

Bangla funny SMS-32.

Chadni Raat A: Soytan Gaan Gay, Iblish Tobla Bajay, Pori Ra Nache, Bandor Mula Chabay, Bekub Ra Mobile A Kotha Bole, Ahammok Ra Ghumay.Anyway "2mi Ato Rat A Mobile Nia Ki Koro?" 2me Kon Ta?

Bangla funny SMS-33.

Ami 5ti machi merechi tar moddhe 3ti machi gents, and 2ti machi ladies akhon apnader prosno thakte pare "gents-ladies ami ki vabe chinlam" tai na? ta hole sunun, 3ti machi bose-chilo seving crimer upor, R baki 2ti chilo lipsticker upor.

Bangla funny SMS-34.

Jekhane bondhutto, shekhane valolaga.
Jekhane valolaga, shekhane valobasha.
Jekhane valobasha, shekhane prem.
Jekhane prem, shekhane bicched.
Jekhane bicched, shekhane batha.
Ar jekhane batha, shekhane Tiger Bum.

Bangla funny SMS-35.

Desh bepi "NARI", "PURUSH" Digital jorip cholse.
Apni "NARI" hole amer number'a 10 tk R "PURUSH" hole 20 tk pathan. "HIJRA"hole plz tk pathaben na, amrai Bujhe nibo. Desher 1st Digital jorip Kaje help korun, Digital Bangladesh gorun.

Bangla funny SMS-36.

Jokhon sukh gulo aral hobe,
kacher manus por hobe,
kosto gulo pichu nebe,
chader alo nevy jabe,
sopno gulo venge jabe,
Tokhono hat barea dibo,
bolobo-GHASH GULO KHA!!

Bangla funny SMS-37.

Dokhiner janalay jokhon khub eka thaki,
Obelay meg kore, bristi name,
tokhon khub icche kore jante,
Ekhono 2mi ki ager motoi bisanay hishu koro?

Bangla funny SMS-38.

bangla film:
past: chere de shoitan, deho pabi to mon pabi na!
present: chere de shoitan,deho pabi kin2 moja pabi na!
future: chup kor shoitan, mon chaile mon pabi - deho chaile deho, sobi hobe ogochore - janbe na keho.

Bangla funny SMS-39.

In a party center, a boy get PROKITIR DAK & asked a girl-
Boy: Excuse me apu, poshrab korar jaygata dekhaben?
Girl: Ja dusto! 2mer ta age dekhaw tarpor amer ta!

Bangla funny SMS-40.

Amar basay kal tumar daoyat, tumar jonno ja ja korechi ta holo....
1)Tela Poka Chor-Chori.
2)Idurer Kabab. 3)Tiktikir jhol.
4)Mosha Vaji. 5)Masi Fry.
6)Chika Soup. 7)Snake Fried Rice.
8)Kechor Nudols. 9)Kaoya Biriyani.
10)Cats Bergar. 11)Beji vegetable Rolles. 12)Beng Vaja
Asbe kintu.........!!!!
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54) Bangla funny SMS Collection-03

Bangla funny SMS-21.

Police: Public tore ato mair dilo ken?
Doshi: Ki r Komu! Amar 1 ta PHOTO 1 mohilar payer niche porcilo. Ami tare koilam "Apa, Sarita 1 tu tulen, Ami Photo tulum!"

Bangla funny SMS-22.

Korba?? Please. Koro na! kew dekhbena! Amon koru kenu! sudhu 1bar koru, khub moja lagbe, koru na pls jaan..sobai to kore.. koro na!pls..pls..1ta SMS!..

Bangla funny SMS-23.

A girl has gone to repair her umbrella.
Maker: kapor khul te hobe r rod ta soja kore vetore dhokaite hobe.
Girl: ja khusi koro kintu pani vetore pora cholbe na.

Bangla funny SMS-24.

Tomar akti haath diya amay dhoro, R ekti haath amar pichone dao. Ebar tomar thot diye amay sporsho koro, bujhe nao ami kotota hot ! Because I'm A cup of coffee.

Bangla funny SMS-25.

Happy birth day, sorry. Its Eid mubarak. No! No! Independent day. Oh! Shit! Victory day. Oh ALLAH! NEW YEAR. NO! NO! NO! IT'S VALENTINES DAY. OH YES! HAPPY-VALENTINE DAY :-)

Bangla funny SMS-26.

Ajob to! Obak kora bapar! Tumi ki always pregnant thako naki? Jokhoni tomake SMS kori tokhon e Delivery report Aase.....!

Bangla funny SMS-27.

Boli boli kore mor bola holo na,
Ridoyer dorjata khola holo na.
Sei khane dhuke dekho,
debo na to badha,
Likha ase shei khane
"TUMI AKTA GADHA”

Bangla funny SMS-28.

Tomar dur-dine ami hobo tumar sathi,
Amra dujone debo durer poth pari,
Amar hate thakbe tumar golar dori,
Tumi bolbe "HAMBA HAMBA" Ami debo bari..

Bangla funny SMS-29.

Amar Sorir Khub Kharap, Doctor Er Kase Gelam Kaaj Holo Naa.Hujur Er Kase Gelam,Tini Bollen "J Kono 1 Soytan-Lok K SMS korle E Valo Hoye Jabi" .. .. Aahhh, Ekhon Onek-Te Valo Laag-Se.

Bangla funny SMS-30.

Please Ektu koro, Ektu beshi koro,
Jato paro Tar cheo beshi koro, Jakhon paro takhon-e koro, Jekhane paro, sekhane koro. Ki.....??? -ki abar ? Ektu porashuna !
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53) Bangla funny SMS Collection-02

Bangla funny SMS-11.

Du hat bariye akas pane chao,
Nijke pakhi mone hobe.
Josna rate chader pane chao,
Nijke Pori mone hobe.
Matir sobuj ghaser pane chao,
Nijke 'CHAGOL' mone hobe !

Bangla funny SMS-12.

Ai ..! Jabe..? Jabe Amer sathe..? Shohorer kolahol periye, shanto nodir tire... Ki jabe..? taratari bolo. tumi na gele onno riskshawala dakbo..!

Bangla funny SMS-13.

Ai SMS porle 2mi 'GADHA' r na porle 'BOLOD'. SMS kauk dekhale 'GORU' r na dekhale 'SAGOL' SMS pore mind korle 'VERA'r na korle 'DUMBA'. SMS delete korle 'BANDOR' r na korla 'HANUMAN. SMS back korle 'PAGOL' r na korle 'RAMSAGOL' so choice is ur's.

Bangla funny SMS-14.

Welcome to
www.love.com
Password: ********
Age: **
Sorry, Apnar prem korar boyos ses. Pls Try www.namaz_roza.com

Bangla funny SMS-15.

Onek meye "Mula" dia kore, Abar Onek meye "Gajor" dia o kore abar onek meye "Sosha" Dia o kore. Abar sobkisu eksathe dia o kore.... Ke kore...? "Salad toyri kore"

Bangla funny SMS-16.

I am sorry dosto ato din ami tomake avoid korichi, tomar sathe kotha bolini, tomar hat dorini, SMS korini, sorry dost amar jana chilo na "AIDS" choace rug noy.

Bangla funny SMS-17.

Tai tai tai , Gorur Mangsho khai,
peter vitor kemon kore,
Bathroomete jai,
hagar Pore cheye dekhi,
jangia khuli nai.

Bangla funny SMS-18.

1 Message received,
1 cool person sent it.
1 Fool is reading it.
1 Fool get angry.
1 Fool is still reading .
1 Fool is 4warding
this SMS to another Fool.

Bangla funny SMS-19.

Din sundor, Surjo uthle! Raat sundor, Chad Uthle! Sopno sundor, Modhur hole! Sriti sundor, Purono hole! Aar tumi Sundor Ekta lez Lagale !!!

Bangla funny SMS-20.

U r 70% Smart, 75% sweet, 85% Naughty, 90% Cute & 100% Lovely. So Total: 70+75+85+90+100=420.............Oh no! Ur Totally a 420 !!!
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52) Bangla funny SMS Collection-01

Bangla funny SMS-1.

Ek bar cheye dekho surjo k ane debo
Ek bar bole dekho chad take pere debo
Ek bar kede dekho chouk gulo muse debo
Ek bar hese dekho dat gulo venge debo

Bangla funny SMS-2.

2me Amar Ringtone, 2me Vibration
2me Amar hot GP Connection
2me Amar SMS, 2me Amar MMS,
2me Amar Hridoy Jure NETWORK COVERAGE

Bangla funny SMS-3.

Kao Kao Gonta Khanek Kore, Bangla funny sms
Kao Kao Gonta Khanek Kore,
Kao Kao 2/3 Gontao Kore,
Kao Kao ta aber Sara Rat Doray Kore....Ki kore?
Ki Abar ....MOBILE CHARGE!!

Bangla funny SMS-4.

Tur jonna anta pari akas thaka tara,
Tui bolla bachte pari oxyzen sara,
Prithibi takeo lutate pari bondou turi pai,
Abar tui bol avaba r koto mittha bola jai!

Bangla funny SMS-5.

U r BANDAR
It means:
B=Beautifull
A=Attractive
N=Naughty
D=Decent
A=Adorable
R=Romantic
R U smiling?

Bangla funny SMS-6

Voyonkor 1ta sopno dekhe ghum theke uthe gelam. Shopne dekhlam Prithibir shob 'SAGOL' mara gese. Tarpor thekei 2mar jonno tension hocche. Beche thakle miscal dio!!!

Bangla funny SMS-7.

Love Sms korlam send Priyar numberate,
Sms porlo giya mayer babar hate.
Kopal kharap hole buji koto kichu e hoy
Priyar baba Mobile a dakhai sudu voy.
Ak Sms ae lega galo Jilapir pach,
Taito akhon korina ar Mobile Sms

Bangla funny SMS-8.

2mer Satha Tanki Maira Manibag Faka,
Mase Mase Goccha Dilam Hazar Pachek Taka.
Akhon 2me Kaita Poro Amai System Koira?
Eccha Kora Size koira Day Bondo Tura Doira!

Bangla funny SMS-9.

Tomar Jonnae Boka Amar Pahar Soman Jala...
R Aj Sai Tumie Bolle Amai...
HABO BHAI 2ME HABOE ROYYA GELA!!

Bangla funny SMS-10.

Network niya Raja Rani boro payrasan,
Paira diya korlo suro chithi aadan prodan,
Chithi charai paira ekdin Rajar kacha galo,
Tina dakha Raja saheb khube raga galo,
Bari fira Raja bola ata holo ki?
Rani bola ata chilo Miss Call tao bujoni!!
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Tuesday, 14 April 2009
51) Bangla Shuvo Nobo Borsho sms Collection-01

Nobo Borsho sms- 1.

Tomar jonno Sokal, Dupur, Tomar jonno Sondha,
Tomar jonno sokol Golap,sob Rojoniogondha,
Tomar jonno sob Sur, tomar jonno Chondo,
Notun bosor boye anuk Onabil Annondo. Shuvo Nobo Borsho.

Nobo Borsho sms-2.

Tor eccha golo ure beyrak pakhna doti mele,
Dinguli tur jak na jeno emni hese khele,
Opurno na thaka jano tor kono iccha,
Ai kamonay bondo toke nobo borsher suveccha.

Nobo Borsho sms-3.

Notun Surjo, Notun Pran, Notun Shur, Notun Gan,
Notun Alloy katuk adhar, Par hoye jao okul pathar,
Katuk Bishad Asuk Horso, Suvo hok APNAR NOBOBORSHO.

Nobo Borsho sms-4.

Choitrer Raat Sheshe Shurjo Ashe Notun Beshe,
Shei Shurjer Rongin Aalo Muche Dik Tomar Jiboner Shokol Kalo,
SHUVO NOBOBORSHO

Nobo Borsho sms-5.

Sharoter haway dule Shovra Kashful,
Nodir 2 kul tai Anonde Bakul.
1 Chilte Megher 1 tukro Alo,
Kisu china shudo thako Onek Valo.
Shuvo Nobo Borsho

Nobo Borsho sms-6.

Dinguli jemoni hok thik e jai Kate,
Tobe bolo lav ki purono sriti Geta,
A Bochore puron houk tomar Sokol Asha,
Nobo Borsho te tomar jonno ata e kori prottasa.

Nobo Borsho sms-7.

Bondhu mane Nil Sagore Uchle Pora Dheu,
Bondhu mane Apon Kore Khuja Newa Kau.
Bondhu mane Dure Giyeo Thaka Kachakachi,
Sokal-bikel Janie dewea “BONDHU AMI ACHI”
Shuvo Nobo Borsho

Nobo Borsho sms-8.

Jodi Rong Chao, Dibo Fuler Nirjas;
Jodi Canvas Chao, Dibo Suvro Akash;
Bonduta Chao Jodi, Pran Die Dibo;
Chao Jodi Vule Jete,Chal Tule Nebo.
Shuvo Nobo Borsho

Nobo Borsho sms-9.

Bondhu thake Shukher Dine
Bondhu thake Dukher Dine
Boishakeri Jhoro Haway
Boshonteri Snigdho Melay
Bondhu 2mi Acho Bole
Hashte Pari Mon Khule
Shuvo Nobo Borsho

Nobo Borsho sms-10

Ting tong.. Open the door.!
K.k.? Ami sms.
Ki chao.?
Akta katha balbo.. Balo
SHUVO NOBO BORSHO...
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Tuesday, 7 April 2009
13) Bangla kabita SMS-02-copy right-ahasan-sms.blogspot.com

Bangla Kabita SMS-11

Jode kum kum mekha sajale nijeke,
Apon madhuri ongge,
Bondu 2mer pother sathe k,
Nebe ki 2mer song-ge.

Bangla Kabita SMS-12

Kisu chondo vashey thake,
Kisu thake mone,
Bose asi 2mer ashay,
Ramner fulo bone.

Bangla Kabita SMS-13

Dibbo Kore Bolchi Tumai Ar Hobena Vhul,
Hariye Tumai Aaj Amije Na Pai Vebe Kul,
Roylo Amar Ai Abedon Grohon Koro Mura…
Aager Moto E Badbo amai Nikhad Premer Dura

Bangla Kabita SMS-14

Ki Bhabe Chaibona Tomake Ami,
Jhakon Tumi Sudui Royecho Amar Sapno Jure,
Ki Bhabe Bhalobasbona Tomake Ami,
Jhakon Tumi Sudui Royecho Amar onntor Jure,

Bangla Kabita SMS-15

Ki vabe vulbo Tomake Ami,
Jhakon Tumi Sudui Royecho Amar Bhabana Jure,
Ki Bhabe Jete Di Tomake Ami,
Jhakon Tumi Sudui Royecho Amar Dehho Jure!!

Bangla Kabita SMS-16

Joto Bhalobasa Peyechi 2mar Kach Thake;
Dustu Ai Mon Chai Aro Besi Pete;
Ki Jani Tomar Modhe Ki Achhe;
ai Mon Chai 2mak Aro Besi Kase Pete.

Bangla Kabita SMS-17

Khusbhu Er Moto Tomar Modhe Miliye Jabo;
Sukun Hoye Tomar Hridoy Vore Debo;
Anubhab Kore Khusite Thakbe;
Jokhon Amay Mone Korbe;

Bangla Kabita SMS-18

Hariya Jabo Jadin Ami
Porbe Amai Mone
Ek Fota Jol Asthe Dio
Tomar Choker Kone
Sedin Jotoi Dakbe Amai
Debona Ami Sara
hoea jabo sedin ami
Nil Akasher tara.

Bangla Kabita SMS-19

Jani Na Kal Kothai Robe,
Sriti gulu rekhe jabe,
Dur akase chad ar alo,
Bondu tome theko valo

Bangla Kabita SMS-20

tumi amar borshar bristi,
tomai chara ki kore kori
nobo jiboner srishti??
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Monday, 6 April 2009
12) Bangla kabita SMS-01-copy right-ahasan-sms.blogspot.com

Bangla Kabita SMS-1

Aber jode bristi ase,
ami e 2mer prothom hobo,
lepte jawea sharir moto,
2mer gaea joria robo

Bangla Kabita SMS-2

Aber jode rodrou utha,
Megh kete jay moner,
Ami 2mer song-ge hobo,
Bono fulo boner.

Bangla Kabita SMS-3

Ami akhon ondhokare megh legese chade,
Tobu amer bashori mon 2mer jonno kade

Bangla Kabita SMS-4

Amer shoke soriea dio,
joba fuler lal,
Bondu ami 2mer nishi,
Jagbo chiro kal

Bangla Kabita SMS-5

Ami 2mer bondu hobo,
Bristi veja sharir moto,
Suddho jol a saner moto
Happy friendship day

Bangla Kabita SMS-6

Ami 2mer bondu hobo,
Shiuli fota vorer moto,
Dupur rode boter moto,
Rater ga-a tarer moto

Bangla Kabita SMS-7

Ami 2mer bondu hobo,
Jol er nicha cha-ear moto,
Nokshi tola kathar moto,
Shit ar rate omer moto

Bangla Kabita SMS-8

Roj sokale rodh pohate,
2mer bare jay,
Doro bondu amer ghore,
Shiter katha nay

Bangla Kabita SMS-9

Sara shohor khuje beray,
2mer jode dekha pay,
Chokh bujlay e 2may dekhi,
Khulle dekhi 2me nay.

Bangla Kabita SMS-10

Akhane okhane japito jibone,
Tumul bristi houk,
Betitha rodhone biroho bijone,
Futuk premer surjalok
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Sunday, 5 April 2009
11) Bangla Love SMS Collection-01

Bangla Love SMS-1.

Ai Mon chai sudu tomai Valobasi,
Ai Mon chai sudu tomar kacha Aasi,
Ai Mon chai 2mer mukher aktu Hasi,
Ai Mon chai sudu thakte 2mer Pasapase

Bangla Love SMS-2.

Bestota amake dayna obosor,
Tai bole vabona amay sarthopor,
jakhane e thaki, houki joto e dure,
2me aso sarakhon ai hridoy jure

Bangla Love SMS-3.

Hridoy khula shopa dilam turi chorine,
Eccha hole agle rakhis hridoy er gohine,
Aoniccha ta chura falis kuno ek dustbine,

Bangla Love SMS-4.

Na jena na suna kokhono,Diyo nako mon.
Na jena na suna kokhono,Diyo nako mon.
Valo kore aage take jane nao,Sa kamon doron.
Aabeg ta komia alap ta jomia age jena nao tar vetor goron..Pore dio Mon!

Bangla Love SMS-5.

Hoyto tomai valobesa korechilam vhul,
Taito akhon dicchi sai vhular e mashool,
Phool vabe tumari sudu kortam sadona...
Tai bodhoy soite hochcha katar jontrona.

Bangla Love SMS-6.

Tumi achho bolei ekta notun shokal,
ekta notun alor roshni dekhi.
Shawpno dekhe beche thaker.
Ar amake ami khuje pai, ei prithibite.

Bangla Love SMS-7.

Amake sms korte thako ebong jite nao akorshonio puroshkar. 1:onek bhalobasha. 2:azibon bondhutto. 3:amar hridoye obosthan, ekdom bina mulle. Prostaber meyad totodin, ami beche achhi joto din.

Bangla Love SMS-8.

Fuler shob koli dek shubash tomay. Shurjer shob roshni jeno dey alo tomay. Amar to kichhu nei, deyar jonno tomay. Kintu ami chai, je dey she jeno shobi dey tomay.

Bangla Love SMS-9.

Hawar poroshe je gaan, shurjer aloy je ushnota, chander kirone je proshanti. Tumi na thakle bujhtei partamna. Tomer preme jibonta hoea utese modhumoy.

Bangla Love SMS-10.

Ojosro bhalobasha tomar jonno, Opirimeyo.
Ami jani ami parbona hote Majnu ba Farhad,
emonki Devdash-o. Tai bole bhebhona kom bhalobashi tomay.

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